My girlfriend left me, please help?

I came home from work today, and my girlfriend said "I am leaving you" I asked "Why" She said "I have met someone who will treat me right and he is on his way to pick me up" I replied "Can't we just sort this out please?" She said "No, I have made up my mind" The door bell rang, and I opened the door but no one was there, the door bell rang again, but no one was there, until I heard a "Cough" I looked down and there he was, Kermit the frog with a little hat on, he said "May I come in" I said "No" But he barged past me with his arms flailing in the are until he got to my girlfriend he then said "Lets go honey I have a ride out front" They both left the house and I watch them leave, but not before Kermit shouted out his car window "F*ck you buddy, better luck next time, I'm going to pound this @ss" Do you think my Ex girlfriend was out of order?